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Slot Machines Get A Facelift
By:David Walker
You may not have thought it but women and slot machines have a lot in common. If you ever go into the middle of the casino, close your eyes and just stand still for a moment you’ll know exactly what I am talking about. Next time you visit the casino, just do it and you will remember this comparison and know what you read here is the sound truth.
If you don’t visit a casino very often you will notice how the slot machines get a new make-over the next time you set foot in one. The machines come in all denominations and sizes too. For example, the new machine could be loudest one on the casino floor ringing out as though a jackpot has been hit each time the smallest of wins occurs.
The manufacturer will find something wrong with the earlier version of a particular machine and low and behold go back to the drawing board for more gaming excitement and a fresh new look. Then, the new and improved version will be louder and brighter, with a lot more appeal than the earlier incarnation.
Like slot machines, some women need more frequent or dramatic make-overs than others. The women you see in casinos are from all walks of life; some come in dripping with expensive diamonds and pearls and head straight to the $100 machine. You also see another “denomination” in T-shirts and jeans, pouring out the last of their child benefit into the nickel machine. The size thing doesn’t really need to be addressed, but women are like slot machines, that is a fact.
If you are still standing in the casino with your eyes closed you will hear the slot machines over anything else. However, if you listen really closely, you will hear something like a yelp. It’s a woman who’s jabbering away, completely oblivious to the comparison that we have made today.
If she wins at the slots, we know exactly what will happen. Everyone in the casino will hear her whiny, screeching voice above the noise of the one-armed bandits and the casino in general.
So the next time the casinos have a new slot version to hit the floor and the lady your with is getting on your nerves with her hand stuck out for “more”, think to yourself, what would the casino do?
Isn’t it obvious? Go back to the drawing board of course!
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David Walker runs online casinos UK and fruit machine cheats websites. A free email course: "Seven Days to Better Betting" is available at both of these websites.
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