Humour Articles

1). Good News for Goofballs By : Charlie Hatton
I've found that there's a gap in the set of self-help and how-to books available. Sure, there are books to improve your outlook, and boost your self-esteem. If you want to learn to cook, or start a business, or patent your idea for self-buttering waffles, there are books to help you. And if you happen to be a dummy -- well, there are entire shelves at the local Barnes and Nobles devoted to you.
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2). Success Lessons From Soccer - How To Win or Lose In The Game Of Life By : John D Watson
Soccer matches are all about scoring goals and being winners. As a result, soccer can hold up a mirror to life since many humans also want to achieve goals and to be winners in the game of life. There is much to be learned about life in general from soccer players, managers and commentators. When you listen to commentators on soccer matches, the key words they use again and again when teams are winning are words about character and attitude like belief, excitement, confidence, effort and so on.
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3). How to Produce a Christmas Number One Hit By : Ian Waugh
The worst thing about Christmas has to be listening to Top Of The Pops and the Christmas Number 1 – Girls Aloud, Robbie Williams, Westlife and Mr Blobby for goodness sake! Surely anyone can produce a better Christmas Hit than those. After all, a computer does all the work, doesn't it - all you do is press a few buttons and jiggle a few drum and bass lines around.
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4). Another Million Dollar Dream By : sam nikolas
When the itch of literature comes upon a man, the only thing that will relieve it is the scratching of a pen. A Victorian vicar wrote that and he wasn’t wrong. I’d had the urge to write since I was a young man and I indulged myself from time to time. I scribbled the odd short story, I wrote pornographic letters for a couple of contact magazines, I sent ideas to TV stations, I wrote scripts and I collected a lot of rejections – as most writers do.
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5). Hold On To Hope, Humour And Optimism By : mary lennox
HOPE can open your mind up to considering a wide range of possibilities. Consider how people feel when they have been given the diagnosis of something such as cancer. A friend of mine had this type of devastating news some years ago. She died a number of years later whilst in her early forties. For the purposes of this article, I will refer to her as Anne.
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6). Twelve Simple Rules for Sucking Less Than 'Eight Simple Rules' By : Charlie Hatton
America is a country of sitcom watchers. We all like a nice chuckle now and again, but unfortunately the good shows are outnumbered, outgunned, overwhelmed, and often obliterated by the bad. In an effort to stem the tide of inane, sugary pap gushing down our satellite feeds, here are a dozen ways to improve the average -- and significantly below-average; I'm looking at you, 'Yes, Dear' -- situational comedy: 1) Do not include a laugh track.
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7). The Good Old Days Are Gone By : Charlie Hatton
I yearn for a simpler time. Life in this modern age can be frustrating and scary, what with the global warming and the bad cholesterol and the high-definition reruns of 'The Nanny'. I long for a more peaceful existence, free from the complications of the twenty-first century lifestyle. I'm ready to re-adopt a few of our long-forgotten traditions, to recapture the halcyon days of yore.
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8). Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never See By : Charlie Hatton
Just when it seems reality TV has hit rock bottom, a new and ever-more demeaning show emerges to set the bar even lower. Here are a few of the offerings that don't exist yet -- but just wait until the suits at FOX and UPN get wind of these ideas. Ambush Boobjob: In this exciting makeover extravaganza, we give a team of plastic surgeons a van, a bottle of ether, and one mission: endow, endow, endow! They'll roam the city, looking for flat-chested women to 'enhance'.
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9). Humour Therapy By : Todd Lange
"Laughter is the best medicine" -- who doesn't know this popular adage? Laughter is not a cure for cancer or other degenerative diseases, but doctors and the medical professionals found that it increases treatment receptiveness in patients. Scientists researching about psychoneuroimmunology are discovering that there is a crucial connection between a person's mind and body.
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10). Get Your Joke Pass For Free!! By : Tom Takihi
Laughter and humor are necessities in life. We need to have a release for all the pressure that comes our way and nothing is better at helping us keep our equilibrium than jokes and funny stories, just like at jokepass.com. Bill Cosby once said, “If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.” Instead of getting angry and growing old and wrinkled before your time, why not find the humor in your situation and share your real-life funny situation forum.
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11). How I Feel About Pirates By : Charlie Hatton
Pirates are BAD because they steal booty from other people. The only people that should get to steal booty from other people is me. Also, I should get a pet parrot. And get to say, 'Arrrrr!' whenever I want. Pirates are GOOD because when I do pretend I have a pet parrot, and I walk around saying, 'Arrrrr!', people know I'm acting like a pirate. If pirates had never existed, people might think I had a speech impediment, and some sort of kinky parrot fetish.
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12). Under A Cuban Moon By : Bill Dollar
HAVANA,May 20 (www.cubanet.org) - Cuban authorities have implemented strict security measures at the embarkation points for the small ferries crossing Havana bay.Now, before boarding, all passengers must go through a metal detector. Newly posted signs warn passengers they can’t carry furniture or birthday cakes… You know how it is on a stormy night.
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13). Choosing the Right Compass By : Steve Goodier
Choosing the Right Compass
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14). Valentine's Day for Dummies By : Charlie Hatton
Saint Valentine's Day rolls around just once a year. And if you've been married as long as I have, your chances for sex don't come much more often. 'There's always next year' is a fine mantra for a Cubs fan or a Libertarian, but not for a lover. So don't miss your amorous opportunity this time around -- heed the following Valentine's Day advice. Nobody wants to hear the story of Saint Valentine Simply put, any story that ends with a beheading is not going to get you laid.
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15). Don't Talk to Me About 'Life' By : Charlie Hatton
Some say life is like a box of chocolates, because 'you never know what you're going to get'. These people are idiots. Who the hell adopts a quote from a 'slow' movie character as their personal credo, anyway? Sure, I watched Forrest Gump. I watched Rain Man, too, but you don't see me nodding sagely and proclaiming, 'I'm an excellent driver. Excellent driver.
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16). 22 Ways to get through the family get together and survive! By : mary lennox
I was asked recently “HELP. My mother is planning a family get together for her birthday. We all get on individually but when we are together, by the end of the night there are generally fallouts and I am anticipating another disaster. Mum will be offended if I don’t go. Can you help me manage this situation so that she is not offended and I can perhaps feel less tense about going?” Sound familiar? Yes.
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17). Comedy Podcasts By : Burt Cotton
Many podcasts are available to subscribe to and watch in a variety of genres, and one of these is the comedy podcast. Every small scale wannabe writer has a chance to become a comedian through podcasting, since the low entry cost allows people to start podcasting with minimum effort and money. To find some of these comedy podcasters, check a podcast directory.
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18). People In Management : Which Ones to Watch and Follow By : Stoney Mountain
Often in the corporate business world it is difficult to assess and follow the tiles and roles of diffirent people in your organization. If you are to prosper and take the jobs , incomes and perks of these postions it is best to be able to identify the roles and personaities of the the diffierent people in management . These cues are of often even changing and never really defined.
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19). Owning A BMW Can Cause Paranoia By : Shaun Parker
Sometimes things in life are not what they seem, car ownership can cause paranoia especially when a manufacturing fault presents itself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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20). An Amusing Look at Hats for All Occasions By : Patrick Omari
Hats are the perfect finishing touch to any outfit. Pop a hat on your hat and make yourself feel like a king. Pop a crown and really do the job properly.
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21). An Amusing Look at the Days of the Week By : Patrick Omari
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on. Seven days, seven explanations. An amusing look at the days of the week and what they mean to this expert in travel consultancy.
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